What is Aps?
1.
1) Applied Science
2) A Piece of Shit
3) Advanced Placement Classes
1) Nerdy: "Aps is the application of knowledge from one or more natural scientific fields to solving practical problems"
ordinary guy: "oooh... shut the hell up fucking dorky!
2) "That porn website is really aps"
3) "Guess the school ur horny sister goes doesn't have aps, but you don't mind cuz she fucks the principal every day"
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2.
Acute Pussy Syndrome.
A tendency of a person in which they claim to be ready to do something, (i.e get with a girl,) and back out of the situation for no apparent reason.
A: Dude, Jimmy was with Theresa last night and she's been telling everyone she would fuck him in a second.
D: I know man, but he never takes up an opportunity like that, he's got APS.
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3.
1) Alabama Press Syndicate
2) A Piece of Sh*t
1) "APS is an independent news service providing content to print, radio and internet news outlets."
2) Modern media.
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4.
1)
"Damn, i have APS this term!"
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