What is Apt?
1.
A Pleasant Tickler. Someone who skilfully massages the ego, libido and sexual parts of a female.
Provocative lesbian artist Michelle Strondheim, who recently opened her studio to the public, has been making Ashworth husbands jealous. Her salon in the High Street is a magnet for local housewives, who have abandoned their usual coffee-mornings to sit at the feet of their latest idol. The Rev Philip Runciman, whose own wife pays homage to the charming Michelle, remarks: "Although Linda has covered the walls of our bedroom with pictures of Ms Strondheim and has made the downstairs toilet into a shrine to her, I believe this to be a passing phase. When an accomplished apt comes to an unsophisticated place such as Ashworth, he or she is bound to turn the ladies' heads."
See massage , mmm , manipulation , chocolate , so good , Persson
2.
Acronym meaning - Anti Poke Through
Always look for the APT seal of approval when you buy toilet paper.
See stinkfinger , asswipe , roll , tp , soft
3.
amillennial postapocalyptic transformaton
I pried the gun from my dead friend's hand. His face was a puddle of goo. I turned the gun toward the advancing army of APTs and shouted, "This is for Larry!!!"
See Tom
4.
Advanced Package Tool:
The tool used for installing packages, uninstalling packages, searching for or listing packages, and satisfying dependencies when using the APT repository on the Debian distrobution of GNU/Linux.
There are a variety of frontends for apt, both on the console and GUI.
apt-get install irssi
apt-cache search irssi
apt-get update
5.
Abbreviation for apartment. It is spelled out during pronunciation or in a sentence.
"Let's head on back to the APT. I wanna grab some stuff before we go out tonight."
See apt , apartment , base , condo
6.
Defined as a race born with an adaptation of tiny penises and long hair. Though many textbooks say there are no "APT"s left and they died out in the early 1990s, there is one rumored to be living in Pennsylvania.
Boy, when you thought all the bastards were dead, there's another damn APT.
7.
N. Person with very long hair.
APT is really one cool cat...I wish I could have that hair!!!
Provocative lesbian artist Michelle Strondheim, who recently opened her studio to the public, has been making Ashworth husbands jealous. Her salon in the High Street is a magnet for local housewives, who have abandoned their usual coffee-mornings to sit at the feet of their latest idol. The Rev Philip Runciman, whose own wife pays homage to the charming Michelle, remarks: "Although Linda has covered the walls of our bedroom with pictures of Ms Strondheim and has made the downstairs toilet into a shrine to her, I believe this to be a passing phase. When an accomplished apt comes to an unsophisticated place such as Ashworth, he or she is bound to turn the ladies' heads."
Always look for the APT seal of approval when you buy toilet paper.
I pried the gun from my dead friend's hand. His face was a puddle of goo. I turned the gun toward the advancing army of APTs and shouted, "This is for Larry!!!"
apt-get install irssi
apt-cache search irssi
apt-get update
"Let's head on back to the APT. I wanna grab some stuff before we go out tonight."
Boy, when you thought all the bastards were dead, there's another damn APT.
APT is really one cool cat...I wish I could have that hair!!!
