Aptos

What is Aptos?

A small town between Santa Cruz and Watsonville

The greatest place to live on Earth, except when the trannies invade the beaches.

and for all you trannies out there...

it's pronounced Ap-toss, not Ap-tose, you faggots get it right

Aptos has the World's Shortest Fourth of July Parade.

See santa cruz, watsonville, sc, beach, west coast

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Onni

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