What is Aptos?
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A small town between Santa Cruz and Watsonville
The greatest place to live on Earth, except when the trannies invade the beaches.
and for all you trannies out there...
it's pronounced Ap-toss, not Ap-tose, you faggots get it right
Aptos has the World's Shortest Fourth of July Parade.
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a mysterious gypsie who tends to perform preposterous dances and often enjoys "having a gander" at your treasures
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