Aptos

What is Aptos?

A small town between Santa Cruz and Watsonville

The greatest place to live on Earth, except when the trannies invade the beaches.

and for all you trannies out there...

it's pronounced Ap-toss, not Ap-tose, you faggots get it right

Aptos has the World's Shortest Fourth of July Parade.

See santa cruz, watsonville, sc, beach, west coast

Zigzaggy

1. An object or person which has zig zags. That line is awfully zigzaggy See zig, zags, straight, curvy, wavy..

Ziski

1. a person who takes huge shits in public bathrooms Person 1 "who pulled a Ziski" Person 2 "god it smells like rotten egg..

Queef-ryche

1. When your girlfriend queefs so ofter and so loud during sex you almost wake the neighbors, her kids, or anyone else in the near vicinity..

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