Aptos

What is Aptos?

A small town between Santa Cruz and Watsonville

The greatest place to live on Earth, except when the trannies invade the beaches.

and for all you trannies out there...

it's pronounced Ap-toss, not Ap-tose, you faggots get it right

Aptos has the World's Shortest Fourth of July Parade.

See santa cruz, watsonville, sc, beach, west coast

Shit-lips

1. A person who has had a fat Italian man's asshole rubbed upon their lips while asleep/high on shrooms. Nick - "Why do my lips ..

W.ear

1. dope headphones man you see that guys awesome w.ears? they rock..

Foie

1. smoke a bowl/blunt/L some sort of marijuana Hi I love you, ironing board bp tables, and sketchy foie sessions behind your car. See b..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Aptos Edit Meaning