Aptos

What is Aptos?

A small town between Santa Cruz and Watsonville

The greatest place to live on Earth, except when the trannies invade the beaches.

and for all you trannies out there...

it's pronounced Ap-toss, not Ap-tose, you faggots get it right

Aptos has the World's Shortest Fourth of July Parade.

See santa cruz, watsonville, sc, beach, west coast

Quach

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T&n

1. The biggest jokes on the face of the Earth. If you see them, laugh in their faces. He did WHAT?!?!?! On you're WHEN!?!?! And left ..

Two Cocks In The Mouth Is Better Than Three In The Ass.

1. modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils" Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my ne..

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