Aptos

What is Aptos?

A small town between Santa Cruz and Watsonville

The greatest place to live on Earth, except when the trannies invade the beaches.

and for all you trannies out there...

it's pronounced Ap-toss, not Ap-tose, you faggots get it right

Aptos has the World's Shortest Fourth of July Parade.

See santa cruz, watsonville, sc, beach, west coast

Bag-o

1. Drinking game; removing the bag from a box of wine, yelling BAG-O as you smack the bag while it's held by your bag-o partner, then ..

1. 1. Not ZIMA 2. Not Zowel Movement 4. there is no 3 5. Don't try to !urban me! I tried to !urban ZM and I failed. I fail at life :(..

Fishered

1. Being extremely drunk and you can't stand on your feet anymore while talking nothing but bullshit. Man, that guy is fishered! See..

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