What is Aptos?
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A small town between Santa Cruz and Watsonville
The greatest place to live on Earth, except when the trannies invade the beaches.
and for all you trannies out there...
it's pronounced Ap-toss, not Ap-tose, you faggots get it right
Aptos has the World's Shortest Fourth of July Parade.
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A pejorative used to describe the genitals of a red headed man.
Poor sod got a bloody ginger knob, life's cruel!
See dick..
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When a bowl is packed too tightly to be effectively inhaled, thus resulting in a wasted hit.
Jordan packed the bowl too tightly, and af..
