What is Aptos?
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A small town between Santa Cruz and Watsonville
The greatest place to live on Earth, except when the trannies invade the beaches.
and for all you trannies out there...
it's pronounced Ap-toss, not Ap-tose, you faggots get it right
Aptos has the World's Shortest Fourth of July Parade.
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when you have your thumb in a girls asshole and your middle finger in her twat
what a whore she wanted me to sixpack her
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a loose women: skeezer, swamp donky, slut, whore when drunk.
Man that girl is the biggest tadder hog, she'll rump anyone...
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(v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory.
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