Apus History

What is Apus History?


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One of the most ridiculously difficult, most fucking aggravating and profoundly anal retentive classes ever to be conceived by a devil worshiping baby eater. It alone can bring down an honor role student to virtually failing grades, anybody who gets a fraction of a point above above a 79% in this class and has the audacity to state that it is easy, or complains about their grade, has the choice to either literally drive 16 ford f350's directly into their tight pink virgin, soon to be bleeding, assholes, or rip out their sexual organs and sell them on eBay for no more that $1.35.

Bum: Spare some change??

Pedestrian: Why didn't you finish high school ya lazy bum?

Bum: I took apus history.

Pedestrian: ...how much do you need?

See rape, pain, anguish, bulshit, horse cum, suffering


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