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When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head ..
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almost a fisting but only minor penetration to the cake hole
the bastard was whining like a fucking sheila so I invested in a jacksie p..
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when your ipod is out of battery and you are imcapable of charging.
Dude this car ride sucks. I'm suffering from ipod depression.
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