What is Aqua Scum?
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Aqua Scums are non-religious friends that go to Youth Group to hit on the hot christain emo kids.
Aqua Scums are friends that bake cakes for a dead guy.
Aqua Scums are friends who won't sit around and listen to disco on vinyl.
Aqua Scums are friends who dance and sing at their tops of their lungs while listening to disco on vinyl.
Aqua Scums are friends who get carpel tunnel from playing too much flash flash revolution.
Aqua Scums are friends who stalk kids with fros.
Aqua Scums are friends who send fat kids candy.
Aqua Scums are friends that dress each other up in drag, Tim Curry style.
Aqua Scums are friends that openly discuss boy sex very loudly in the halls at school.
Aqua Scums are friends that don't beleive in names, only nicknames.
Aqua Scums are friends that are so perverted they gross out their guy friends....but its just so funny
Aqua Scums are friends that can spend hours shopping in thrift shops for neon coloured plaid pants, stripped wool sweaters (the itchier the better) and old man jackets.
Aqua Scums are friends who actually wear the neon pants, stripped wool sweaters and old man jackets to school.....all at the same time.
Aqua Scums are friends that listen to ridiculously emo songs and then tottaly make fun of it.
Aqua Scums are friends who aren't afraid to admit they have an undying passion for musicians like Soul Decision or....Prince.
Bob: "Yar, Jim! i heard that gay pirates get more booty."
Jim: "Yo! fo sheez! were did ya hear that homie B?"
Bob: "those Aqua Scum girls. After they defeated the gay frenchman Pierre and his army of killer croissants with their rainbow disco laser beams of doooom, they asked me to bend over and let pierre plunder my booty ninja style!"
Jim: "YAR BOB! that's sick!"
Bob: "i know, but aren't they super rad?"
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