Aquascutum Edit Meaning

1.

a top class British manufacturer that makes an every bit classy double breasted ten button trench with belt and cuff straps as Burberry. It is also found on the backs of the world's miscreants, but this unfortunate happenstance is cancelled out be the fact that enough of the world's beautiful to MOST beautiful women in possession of these coats... and they know precisely how to wear them;

with the buttons buttoned, the collar open and the belt fastened tightly by the buckle with the cuff straps fastened just snugly enough to ward off chills...

An Aquascutum trench coat should be in the closet of every beautiful to most beautiful woman, in sufficient quantity to be had one every day of the week, 52 weeks of the year...

2.

Top class clothes made in Britain with a tartan/check on them. Often mistaken for Burberry by Tossers who don't know their clobber!

Burberry = GAY

Aquascutum = THE DOGS BOLLOCKS

See cazza