Aquaticus

What is Aquaticus?


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Just about the slickest dude in the local galaxies. Usually hangs around Anemio-theta near Proxima Centari, and carries around an antigravity neutron pistol.

Ow! Aquaticus just stole my God damn biopizza! Someone rip his dick off!

*All chant and agree*

*Aquaticus dissapears and leaves a note reading as: "Suck my big, large, hairy, twin-tipped cock, suckers."

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