Aquavodka

What is Aquavodka?

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The act putting Vodka into a water bottle totally fooling your wife and kids that your having a good time at the park when your really getting shit faced.

Wife: Honey do you want some of my soda?

Me: No thanks, Ive got my aquafina

Wife: Can I have some

Me: No bitch its my special Aquavodka.

See drunk, vodka, stash, water, alcohol
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