Aquawhore

What is Aquawhore?


1.

Aquawhore is the lead singer for the most awesome band in the world, CVT. Aquawhore prefers to live life naked and full of doom. We’re not talking about gloom. Doom is dark but awesome. Aquawhore sings along with Jizzabelle, the other lead singer. The combination of these two voices and minds would end humanity, which is exactly the point. You have to be prepared to hear/see CVT. Their music is like no other. A typical show consists of teasing by Aquawhore and his properly placed duct tape, Jizzabelle, and the rest of the band. Rabid badgers complete the show, along with various medieval torture devices. Brain-melting guitar riffs, insane drums and beats and the most amazing lyrics you’ve ever heard are what you should expect. Once you listen to CVT, you’ll learn about Aquawhore’s biography, which includes a pool, chlorine tablets, flippers and his mission to leave this mudball (Earth). He is truly a nice, skin-peeling guy to have around. Glub Glub.

Other CVT members include:

Jizzabelle

Silky

Donx

The Touchy Priest

Johnny D., head of Ninja security

Wow, Aquawhore just hit me with a scissor kick to the right earlobe! CVT Rools!

See jizzabelle, cvt, badgers, doom, ninja

2.

Aquawhore is the lead singer for the most awesome band in the world, CVT. Aquawhore prefers to live life naked and full of doom. We’re not talking about gloom. Doom is dark but awesome. Aquawhore sings along with Jizzabelle, the other lead singer. The combination of these two voices and minds would end humanity, which is exactly the point. You have to be prepared to hear/see CVT. Their music is like no other. A typical show consists of teasing by Aquawhore and his properly placed duct tape, Jizzabelle, and the rest of the band. Rabid badgers complete the show, along with various medieval torture devices. Brain-melting guitar riffs, insane drums and beats and the most amazing lyrics you’ve ever heard are what you should expect. Once you listen to CVT, you’ll learn about Aquawhore’s biography, which includes a pool, chlorine tablets, flippers and his mission to leave this mudball (Earth). He is truly a nice, skin-peeling guy to have around. Glub Glub.

Other CVT members include:

Jizzabelle

Silky

Donx

The Touchy Priest

Johnny D., head of Ninja security

Wow, Aquawhore just hit me with a scissor kick to the right earlobe! CVT Rools!

See jizzabelle, badgers, doom, ninjas, cvt

3.

Aquawhore is the lead singer for the most awesome band in the world, CVT. Aquawhore prefers to live life naked and full of doom. We’re not talking about gloom. Doom is dark but awesome. Aquawhore sings along with Jizzabelle, the other lead singer. The combination of these two voices and minds would end humanity, which is exactly the point. You have to be prepared to hear/see CVT. Their music is like no other. A typical show consists of teasing by Aquawhore and his properly placed duct tape, Jizzabelle, and the rest of the band. Rabid badgers complete the show, along with various medieval torture devices. Brain-melting guitar riffs, insane drums and beats and the most amazing lyrics you’ve ever heard are what you should expect. Once you listen to CVT, you’ll learn about Aquawhore’s biography, which includes a pool, chlorine tablets, flippers and his mission to leave this mudball (Earth). He is truly a nice, skin-peeling guy to have around. Glub Glub.

Other CVT members include:

Jizzabelle

Silky

Donx

The Touchy Priest

Johnny D., head of Ninja security

Wow, Aquawhore just hit me with a scissor kick to the right earlobe! CVT Rools!

See cvt, jizzabelle, torture, awesome, flippers


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