What is Arabian Phone Shuffle?
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(noun) The act of an unwanted overweight hairy naked man sneaking into one's bedroom whilst they slumber and jacking off into their face. When the surprised victim awakes and instructs the perpetrator to vacate the premises, he leaves, but not before taking their cellular phone with him. This individual is much like the Arabian Tooth Fairy, although he does not exchange teeth for cash, he exchanges jizz for technology.
Abdo waited until I fell asleep with my mouth slightly open and proceeded to give me an Arabian Phone Shuffle. I did not appreciate it.
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