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When you're using a laptop to chat with a friend on Facebook while taking a shit and masturbating.
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a long monsterous cock, one that hangs like a slinky.
check out my slinky winky ladies.
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What happens after you drink a lot of water to get rid of the dry heaves, and puke up nothing but a crap load of slightly color-tinted w..