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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a B..
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when a male pulls out his penis and urinates in plain sight.
guy 1: "the bar is too crowded for me to make it to the bathroom. yo..
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When a underage girl is crouching and sucking your dick while rubbing her clitoris against your dress shoes, thereby shining them with h..
