Arboreal Onanism

What is Arboreal Onanism?

Masturbating in trees.

Prior to killing Martha Moxley, Michael Skakel masturbated in a nearby tree. He was convicted of 1 count of arboreal onanism.

Domestic Volume Index

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Dafuk

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Kyoner

1. A southern slang word used in the place of the word corner what do you want to do with this lamp?/ Uh just put it in the kyoner. See c..

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