Arboreal Onanism

What is Arboreal Onanism?

Masturbating in trees.

Prior to killing Martha Moxley, Michael Skakel masturbated in a nearby tree. He was convicted of 1 count of arboreal onanism.

Yaht

1. yaht is not derogetory, it is crew 96 dee-greees on my Yaht! YAHT See JB 2. an african american; short for mayate do some more cra..

Fagflops

1. shitty, ugly, Reef flip-flops that also double as a bottle opener; worn by males. I can't believe that fuckin' idiot paid $50..

Softrock

1. Jonothan Coulton Song... and probably something to do with sex. Not sure quite yet. In the song he's not very specific as to what i..

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