Arboreal Onanism

What is Arboreal Onanism?

Masturbating in trees.

Prior to killing Martha Moxley, Michael Skakel masturbated in a nearby tree. He was convicted of 1 count of arboreal onanism.

Quotebot

1. A common species of human known to speak only in movie quotes due to a lack of original thought. Sherrie is such a quotebot it feels li..

E-loose-ive

1. Being loose whilst on ecstacy. Original meaning "elusive" means - tending to evade grasp. Thusly, e-loose-ive is to evade on..

Zenger

1. a semi-cool kid who thinks he's the shit I met this kid named Zenger at this weird hotel...and we once wrote a porno. See i dont ..

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