Arboreal Onanism

What is Arboreal Onanism?

Masturbating in trees.

Prior to killing Martha Moxley, Michael Skakel masturbated in a nearby tree. He was convicted of 1 count of arboreal onanism.

Roadge

1. The lazy, dyslexic, speech impeded or slurred pronunciation of road rage. Do the speed limit you olde bastard! YOU'RE GIVING ME R..

V&m

1. Short term for Vitamins and Minerals. Dude: Eat up, Get your V&M Girl: What? Dude: Vitamins and minerals ho. See v&m, vitami..

Sausage And Banana Pudding

1. 1. Gullible dipshits who look up raunchy definitions on Urban Dictionary for their own perverse pleasure OH SNAP Person 1: Did you see..

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