Arborphilia

What is Arborphilia?

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

Malkyed

1. To totally screw up any item of hardware beyond use by allowing it into the hands of the aforementioned person, and although no obvious ..

Shiegan

1. a poser, a wanna be, the school slut, just something so comletley wrong you don't think it's in front of your eyes. She ain&a..

Vagetarian Fry-up

1. The deviant sexual act of feeding a bag ladythe yolk of a fried egg, served out of her clowns pocketwith your womb broom. ergo. egg and ..

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