Arborphilia

What is Arborphilia?

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

Old Man Bitch

1. An elderly man of a questionable disposition; crotchety practitioner of sorcery who directs his malice towards townsfolk and young girls..

Oww

1. to emphasize on how good something looks. Usually used to describe how good someone's clothing is. yo that boy over there lookin ..

Fomclwspm

1. "Falling Off My Chair Laughing Whilst Simultaneously Pissing Myself" A variation on the everyday favourites "lol", ..

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