Arborphilia

What is Arborphilia?

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

Ex-plainin'

1. When an ex of your current boyfriend tells you about their relationship and what he did wrong or right. Person 1: Oh, I'm dating B..

Vaginidiot

1. This describes a person with no fucin clue what a vagina is for besides the birth canal "Damn,dude!!! You'renot supposed to b..

Ironic Chef

1. A person who cooks food that is not meant to be eaten. I am using the term "ironic chef" in a sentence which does nothing to ..

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