Arborphilia

What is Arborphilia?

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

Cactus Dance

1. Tasteless dance moves used to: a) completely ruin a friendly gathering, b) scare off predators, and c) summon demons. A proper cactus d..

Hoe Hop

1. Type of Hip Hop/Rap music where the rapper primarily talks about all the bitches and hoes he got in his stable. Primary format of the B..

French Zamboni

1. When you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp ass, then drag it in lines up and down their b..

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