Arborphilia

What is Arborphilia?

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

Kod|tegrof

1. someone who prematurely ejaculates. I pulled a tegrof on this nasty broad who could eat an apple though a fence. 2. To be a sexually ..

Disciplining The Primate

1. Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey". Larry was late to work today because he was up al..

Limbaugher

1. Cheese produced from swabbing the folds in Rush Limbaugh's skin. Top Fortune 500 performer in last quarter. We managed to get som..

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