Arborphilia

What is Arborphilia?

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

Emo Stalker

1. A person, usually a hopeless teenage girl, who stalks emo guys, despite the fact they're gay or have a girlfriend. They normally a..

Boat Itch

1. Otherwise known as swampass. When your ass gets hot and sweaty. Goddamn, I've got a mean case of boat itch See swamp ass, swampa..

Grimbling

1. To rub ones own excrement over the back of a horse before riding bareback for several hours then licking the beast clean. Done whilst li..

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