Arborphilia

What is Arborphilia?

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

Zaret

1. (verb) To ask someone a series of questions in a creepy or lurpy fashion. This is achieved through close face proximity, an interrogatio..

Gunk 'ums

1. Noun: When a woman's legs possess so much fat and cellulite that it hangs over her knee. The resulting roll of fat is a gunk &ap..

Groombridge

1. Verb. To book a flight to a sporting event one year early, and thereby turn up in Sydney expecting the Rugby World Cup, only to find th..

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