Arborphilia

What is Arborphilia?

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

Bone Cock

1. slut. female who is not your wifey or your baby mama. Chanel's a hotty I wish she was my bone cock instead of that porch monkey J..

Proper-spank

1. 1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal. 2. The proper ..

Splifftastic

1. damn sexy mofo That's splifftastic!..

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