Arborphilia

What is Arborphilia?

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

Tic Tacs

1. Extremely small breasts (see also "three calories") "Damn, that chick aint got no kinda titties! She just sportin some ..

Quabbing A Twab

1. When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head ..

Cuntologist

1. Someone who studies cunts Oh dear there appears to be something green there best I see my cuntologist..

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