Arborphilia

What is Arborphilia?

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

Veggie Wedgie

1. The act of stuffing supermarket produce up one's ass. "Honey, I'm stopping at the Farmer's Market on the way home. ..

Need-to-know Basis

1. Fairly self-explainatory, a tight security method in which information is only given to those who can present a good case for knowing ab..

Dirt Bike Shop

1. is where ANYONE can go to get shit for riding, boys and girls who kick ass. hey guy, hey girl, lets go to the dirt bike shop and buy a ..

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