Arborphilia

What is Arborphilia?

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

Page-turner

1. Male masturbatory technique involving a reversed left-hand grip made necessary when using the right hand to turn the page of nudie magaz..

Kytai

1. a male transvestite in far east, often of eurasian origin and stunning appearance. The rule of thumb is that the ugly ones are real wome..

Intoxicologist

1. Bartender, Mixologist, one who serves cocktails I was at the club last night and the Intoxicologist got my drunk as hell. See bartende..

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