Arborphilia

What is Arborphilia?

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

[bumtoast]

1. placing a piece of bread on your butt cheeks whilst sunbathing "hey liam i fancy sum bumtoast" "no worries pin, stick t..

Giant Dose Of Shut The Fuck Up

1. What you should give someone who talks way too loud, way too much. Omg, Angela needs a double giant dose of shut the fuck up!! D: See ..

Lipstick Revenge

1. A girl's own lipstick mark transferred back to the owner via cunning and devious male tactics. A guy, sick of continually having l..

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