Arborphilia

What is Arborphilia?

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

Kid Lag

1. similar to jet lag. Being exhausted because of kids that do not sleep though the night yet. Jacob still wakes up every 3 hours. I suffe..

Zombie Gun

1. Gun to use in a zombie attack, or at least in a SHTF scenario where your neighbors and townsfolk graciously play the part of the zombie ..

Doinky

1. To get up on a member of the opposite sex (usually male to female) on a dancefloor and getting a semi (slight erection) "Bob was g..

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