Arborphilia

What is Arborphilia?

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

Officer

1. Short for commissioned-officer. Military noncomissioned member: "Here comes an officer!" See captain, major, general, ncm, c..

Half-arsed

1. Adjective: of thing, person, or effort made: Deficient in quality, strength, or motivation. A: "You're half-arsed" ..

A Hippie Wait

1. the result of uncoordiation caused by a collective of hippies relying upon eachother to motivate to complete a common goal. "what&..

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