What is Archangel?
1.
The right hand
The archangel Gabriel
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2.
A fat lamer wannabe hacker who attempts to convince others he is an old-school leet hax0r with extensive experience conducting undercover ops for shadowy government agencies, thus singlehandedly ending the cold war. Tends to post other's texts as if they were his own. Despite being harrassed, belittled, and presented with evidence to the contrary, an archangel is more likely to stand resolute the further they are debunked. Unsuccessful campaining for congress is likely. Also predisposed to illegally absconding to foreign countries with their own child who they do not have custody of, only to be arrested and extradited. Native habitat is in the Santa Rosa area of California, and Las Vegas with it's mother. The best course of action when dealing with an archangel is to totally ignore it and hope it goes away. An archangel can also be called an "Arch", an "AA", a "lAAmer", or "Dan Garstecki".
That dude on alt.2600? Fuck him, he's just another archangel!
3.
(This definition is a poem.)
We're a small group of fans with one thing in common
A love for one boy
David Archuleta
Some may call us crazy
Some may call us stupid
Some may call us obsessed
Some may even call us freaks
Be we know that we're not
What we are can be summed up into one word
Archangels
We understand each other
We help each other
We solve each others problems
We do things for each other
Kind of like a small support group
We've risen to the challenge
We've helped David with so much
We've gotten him a TCA
We've gotten his single to #1 on iTunes
We've gotten the same single to #2 on the Billboard charts
Our next challenge?
Get him to the Olympics
We're helping him live his dreams
Every single one
We won't stop our support
We won't stop our love
We're there for David until the end of time
We'll always be Archangels
Always
Person 1: I can't take all this bullshit about David from my dad anymore.
Person 2: Talk to the Archangels! They understand what you're going through! They'll be there for you.
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4.
When a man tapes a spoon to his dick, and then fucks a girl in the ass.
Jimmy: Holy shit! Sebastian just pulled an Archangel on her!
Savvas: Was it a plastic or metal spoon?
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