What is Archbishop Mitty?
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the best fucking school in the country!!!
(Catholic high school in San Jose, California)
ranked 1st in california
5th in the nation by sports illustrated
produced carey walsh and other awesome atheletes
kills everybody in girls' sports
takes a shit on st. francis high school
99.9% of students go to college
but no cheerleaders
betty: omg! i just got into st. francis!!!
carol: FUCK YOU IM GOING TO ARCHBISHOP MITTY
boy: hey babe, what school u go 2?
girl: archbishop mitty, u?
boy: st. francis
girl: fuck you
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