Archbishop Mitty

What is Archbishop Mitty?


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the best fucking school in the country!!!

(Catholic high school in San Jose, California)

ranked 1st in california

5th in the nation by sports illustrated

produced carey walsh and other awesome atheletes

kills everybody in girls' sports

takes a shit on st. francis high school

99.9% of students go to college

but no cheerleaders

betty: omg! i just got into st. francis!!!

carol: FUCK YOU IM GOING TO ARCHBISHOP MITTY

boy: hey babe, what school u go 2?

girl: archbishop mitty, u?

boy: st. francis

girl: fuck you

See awesome, amazing, girls, co-ed, sports, basketball, soccer, football, baseball


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