Architect

What is Architect?


1.

An overworked and underpaid employee - of a pretentious registered practitioner of the arts (a prat). Many years in tertiary education have left the 'architect' bitter and in debt - and unable to relate to the remainder of society.

I am an 'architect' - the rest of you are unimaginative scum.

2.

A (state licensed) diverse designer extending themselves beyond 'art' to the realm of building. Blending scientific knowledge with artistic creativity to fulfill a desire to build.

Thoughts are translated to built form by way of drawing.

3.

a person who works in the design field whose job is seriously underrated and under appreciated. Though they go through more schooling then most people, they earn a fraction of the pay and usually die in debt. However, the sheer joy of knowing they made a difference in the world is enough to sustain them and make every CEO, Lawyer and Stockbroker wish they had done something better with their lives.

Mies Van Der Rohe was a famous architect, who died in a Penn Station bathroom and wasn't identified for three days. However, in his short life, he managed to acomplish more then any lawyer ever could.

See architect, starchitect

4.

A person which uses huge, or intellectual vocabulary in a normal conversation such as the architect from the matrix would use.

Tay: wow that movie was awesome, i think it was one of the best ever

Steve: Well actually considering the themes presented during the exposition the delineation of the sub-plot in conjunction with a deterioting character development it can be inferred that the film was rather sluggish and inconsistent, vis a vis, ergo....

Tay: There goes the architect

J: He builds words...

See matrix, neo, trinity, pedant, cockboy

5.

One who assesses situation and defines goals for analysis and resolution in fresh form then provides the guidance for its implementation.

In this, the architect combines survey and interpretation, art and science, documentation and management, planning and development.

An architect may work with buildings or anything else. Their work is usually conceived as a project and their involvement spans the breadth of that project extending beyond it to its multitude of connections. The title when used alone refers to those trained and registered to deal with the built environment. That title may be linked to any other field of endeavour to describe by association with the nature of the architectural profession, the capability of developing a similar process.

Accredited Architects

Practising Architect

Members of Institutes of Architecture

Designers of the Built Environment

Administrator of overall building projects

Software Architect

Architect of the Iraq War

See professional, raia, riba

6.

A useless fruit who smokes pot and draws houses. Architects require engineers to fix all of their mistakes.

If that architect wasn't so high all the time maybe he'd have drawn this correctly.

See engineer, freebase, drugs, stupid, mistake

7.

A group of arrogant SOBs that think because they can draw pretty buildings that engineers are obsolete.

I am an architect. I just need an engineer for their "stamp".

See architects, arrogant, sob, dillweed


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