What is Archmere Academy?
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dominates delaware sports, hated by refs because percieved to be the rich kids school, students have been known to force a certain all girl school to get phychologists to help prep athletes in blocking out auks' heckling. When loosing in sports students often to resort to the shameless taunt "safety school" or break out a white board and write "my s.a.t. score 1500"
When getting in trouble, just drop the line :"It's ok, we go to Archmere"
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A college prepatory school in Claymont, Delaware that gets too much shit from the dumbass kids who were too stupid to get in (or too deranged to stay in).
And we know they tried.
Archmere Academy is cooler than you.
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Home of Delaware's biggest snitch, Wally
Student A: "Hey why isn't Sam in school today?"
Student B: "That faggot Wally couldnt mind his own business and snitched"
Student C: "At least he will be harassed for the rest of his life"
Archmere Academy's new motto is "Snitches get stitches", fuck "pietate et sciencia"
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a prep school, where bringing in BB guns is not tollerated but you can bring in a sword, which if you did not know is more deadly, whenever you want...it is encouraged for college applications! Where it is not tollerated to cheat and lie but you can rat out your friends even people
you don't know that go to your school, just to get ahead. Where rumors are started right from the people who are suppose to give us guidance, they are the sit of the rumor mill. Where the teahcers stress you out so much that you can develop aches and pains, in places you never thought you had. The only place where they think murder is a good thing if the person is over 20 and the only place where you can have sex in the classrooms after school and they don't care...lol...this is just the school I want to go to...don't you
DeLuca free since - September 7, 2006
now it's a huge party...because the demon child is gone
Archmere Academy is never going to be the same, because now it is going to rock.
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School where there is a bomb threat every time some upperclassmen wants to get out of taking a test. Also where seniors send mass E-mails to the school with a picture of a girl in a bathtub shitting on herself.
Archmere Academy
Bomb-Free since: March 18th 2005
JA Gagliardi-Free since: March 11th 2005
Archmere Academy is the only place where you can talk about bombs and shitting on yourself...and no one gets offended.
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A college prep school that accepts donations from alumni who murder actual people, but won't accept donations from alumni who only supports the choice of terminating the birth of those who aren't people yet.
Tommy's in prison for murder, and Archmere Academy is naming a building after him. Joey is pro-choice and Archmere won't take a dime from him.
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College Preperatory education without making the students work hard. Daddy is President or CEO of a Fortune 500 Company and lives in Delaware to escape taxes. He also pays for gas in the hummer, as well as the beer so they can drink and drive the hummer. Which results in a full time Abuse Counselor. A Beach House is necessary for admittance. They believe they are Gods of Atheltics and are not shy to let you know. Watch out for the Hummer.
Danielle went to Archmere to prepare for college. She ended up at Yale and was the first woman to be accepted into The Skulls Secret Society and later went on to own Fortune 500's fasting growing underage drinking distributer.
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