Arctic Missile

What is Arctic Missile?


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An arctic missile is made by taking a turdand freezing it. The turd is then taken out of the freezer and used on a woman like a dildo until it melts.

"I always knew she was nasty so I kept an arctic missile in the freezer just in case"

See dildo, sex move, slut, turd, freezer


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