Arcticonda

What is Arcticonda?


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An anaconda that has adapted and lives in the Arctic. It's skin is made of pure impenetrable diamonds. It is bluish-white and has ice sicles for fangs. If you manage to slay an arcticonda, it turns into a pile of coal, which then combusts, turning back into a pure diamond arcticonda. An arcticonda can shapeshift in order to adapt and conquer. It can eat anything from polar bears to Chuck Norris.

Person 1: An anaconda couldn't kill a polar bear!

Person 2: Of course it could!

Person 1: Anacondas don't live in the Arctic!

Person 2: They're called arcticondas!

Person 1: Oohhhh.

See anaconda, diamond, invincible, arctic


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