Arden Alarm Clock

What is Arden Alarm Clock?

1.

The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.

When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.

See morning, slap, arden, clint, semen, ejaculation, sleep
75

Random Words:

[hickey]
1. 1.Getting into a fight with the vacuumm and the dam thing grabbing you by the neck, thus leaving a big mark on there. 2. also what lose..
Read more
Rukus
1. 1. complete an dutter chaos. 2. excessive noise and/or violence. 3. an exclamation for drum and bass noise. bring teh rukus!!!! See ..
Read more
Noute
1. means: nothing at all, lad 1: "whasup dude?" lad 2: "noute why?" lad 1: "alrite, nah nufin, jus thought ya s..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free