What is Arden Alarm Clock?
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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1. To kick some ass.
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To have masterbated to the point of pain and soreness in his/her genital area.
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when a girl is in the handstand position while being fucked and walking down stairs on her hands and receiving a rimjob.
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