What is Arden Alarm Clock?
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.
*Terrorist*
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Major aspect of creating weapons of mass destruction. It is almost as significant and dangerous as yellow cake.
The nigga bought alumin..
