Arden Alarm Clock

What is Arden Alarm Clock?

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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.

When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.

See morning, slap, arden, clint, semen, ejaculation, sleep
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