What is Arden Alarm Clock?
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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Of a lady in a sexually excited state
Jane was up for it - she had knickers like a paddling pool..
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The Optomistic Person says > Make PEACE,, Not war !.. Some of them also says >
Make Love,, Not war !
He/She look at the world t..
