What is Arden Alarm Clock?
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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To consider as worthless.
I loved him for nothing so much as his floccinaucinihilipilification of money.
- William Shenstone, Le..
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This is a common phrase that is used to deter a dirty scoundrel from stealing your ice cream.
*Rob grabs for Bjorn's ice cream*
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