What is Arden Alarm Clock?
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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A phrase to describe the total and utter dispearance without trace of a person, place or thing. This relates to the vanishment of a smal..
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A more PC term for "cock-block"
Yeah, last night at the dinner party Maxwell was being a complete rooster wall.
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