What is Arden Alarm Clock?
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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a skeeze who is trifling and dirty
see also: a down ass slut
"i heard your sister let chad give her a hot carl. bitch is a nugat..
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a common over-used phrase in youtube poops
luigi: look i made a football!
mario: no shit luigi!
See luigi, mama, mario, youtube, poop..
