What is Arden Alarm Clock?
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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Very busy.
Liverpool (UK) slang.
Up and down like a prostitute's panties
I've been at it all day...up and down like a pros ..
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One who owns at the game of Zelda, and is a zelda fanatic.
Yeah my friend is a toltal Zelda-ster, he owned gannon's face.
See zel..
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Used by the "ole skool gangstas" in and around Peckham, London for centuries.
"Hey hey ma nigger, that shits niggerotic!..
