What is Arden Alarm Clock?
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.
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To leave one place in order to go to another place that is infinitely more entertaining, such as leaving a house to go to a party.
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