What is Arden Alarm Clock?
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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To get someone completely intoxicated on any type of drug or alcohol to the point that you wonder if they have sustained brain damage.
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Cruising around in a volkswagen aka Vee-dub / V-dub hence the name.
I'm going Vee-dubbin' in my 71' Bay Window Bus this ..
