What is Arden Alarm Clock?
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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when your bottom lip turns bluish black from being sucked on; a hickey on your lip cuz all the damn blood vessels popped
Damn baby, I k..
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Performing the famed Houdini, divot, and the Abraham Lincoln in one motion.
Friend 1: "Dude, did you bust on her face?"
Frie..
