What is Arden Alarm Clock?
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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A person who gets a kick out of having sex with the corpse of a baby(or young) animal.
"Hey look at that guy fucking that dead kit..
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To have ones nipples sucked.
Josh caughgt his Mum being chapalappegged!
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