What is Arden Alarm Clock?
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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A fat guy with 36 B cup boobs and looks like his mom and has sausage fingers.
Damn it Nips get off my fucking food!!!
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A program or subprogram consisting of bits and pieces of other, possibly unrelated, code that only barely performs its function and is p..
