Are You In The Army?

What is Are You In The Army??


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A VERY common question asked toward a person wearing woodland camouflage.

"Are you in the Army?"

"No. And you should know that there are more branches than just the Army. There's the Marines, Navy, Air Force & Coast Guard."

"Well excuse me! Jesus Christ I didn't know that! God you're such an ass-hole!"

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