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To have a wankwhilst watching pornwith a beer bottle in your spare hand.
I maxxed out my Grolsh Penis combo last sat. I split it all ov..
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W.C. Fields was the funniest comedic actor in the history of film. Before he was an actor, he was a Vaudevillian juggler. He was born ..
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When you realize you still have to poo, after you've already flushed.
My mom always tells me I'm wasting water when i flush t..