Area 57

What is Area 57?

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"Area 57'ing" an unsuspecting foe is very similar to pulling off a Ninja Shitblast. The only difference is that you execute the Ninja Shitblastwith at least 4 other friends and then you top it off by dropping an M-80 in the bowl. When the unsuspecting foe comes home, the only logical explanation for the foul smelling travesty will be an Alien invasion.

Last year I Ninja Shitblasted my ex-girlfriend's toytie after I walked in on her and my dad slapping asses during my high school graduation party. Pops has always wanted to remodel his master bath so I thought I'd Area 57 it this year for Father's Day.

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