What is Areizzim?
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The new, true religion. It kicks ass, thats the truth. Established in 2007, followers of it must follow 6 commandments:
1, thou shalt kick thy others AREse
2, thou shalt be of thy
3, thou shalt never be an
4, thou shalt help cause
5, thou shalt
6, thou shalt remain
6b, thou shalt deliver
Convert now, save your souless husk of a body.
Pope de Dope: WEED!
The Armazingzollarz Prophet: You pothead.
The High Holy Priestzorz of Booze: Yeah. You are.
Epic Master of Lawling: We all are. Convert now (to AREIzzim) or die bastiche.
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a shopper at a supermarket/ store that checks out at the express line when they clearly have more items than the maximum. this makes eve..
