Areola Boobitch

What is Areola Boobitch?

A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.

Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name.

Girl: Areola Boobitch.

Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty!

Toe Wash

1. When you are wearing sandals, you take a piss, then shake off all over your toes, or the toes of someone else wearing sandals. Ah shit!..

Queerishness

1. Directly proportional to the tightness of a mans leather pants. Bon Jovi Ian DeVine is a tid bit queerish 1. Directly proportional ..

Eat Shit And Kill Yourself

1. A very good insult to use on someone, implying that you want them to ingest feces, and then commit suicide. Usually if the person has lo..

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