Areola Boobitch

What is Areola Boobitch?

A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.

Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name.

Girl: Areola Boobitch.

Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty!

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