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When you have to go so badly that you shit your underwear off.
"Oh my god, Johnny has a case of nikkerpoop like I've never se..
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Being forced to fist fight while having a full erection.
While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was fo..
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A man with four ballsacks
"you have four ballsacks?"
"indeed I do! its called a quadrasack"
"oh ok i thought..