What is Argenti Glasses?
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These are like any other glasses, but they only need 1 arm. This is because Agent Argenti is one cool motherfucker and doesn't need both arms. He might have broke the other arm while giving a Kit Kat, or filming an adventure with his
Filthy Skank: Agent Argenti why is there only one arm on your Argenti glasses?
Agent Argenti: Shut the fuck up before I give you the green dungeon plague.
Filthy Skank: Im sorry, want to give me a Tony Danza?
Agent Argenti: No you disgusting piece of slut, I have to go save some poor Mexican bastards. Fuck yeah !
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