What is Ari?
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Alcohol Related Incident. Something that happens that was caused by consuming too much alcohol.
Poor Joe, he fell down the stairs and they called it an ARI.
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A common Jewish name usually given to babies who are born with a Jewfro of considerable size. In several cases, Jews named Ari develop the power to control weather- this power is often used to close school so Aris can they can hit their girlfriend from the back until their supply of Jewmilk is scarce. It is a common belief that naming a child Ari destines them to become a crazed, money-hoarding Jew.
Ari's Jewfro, element #2045. The densest element known to man, with the unique properties of repelling airsoft pellets and attractive women.
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3.
Filipino word for genitals.
Part of your body that you use for penetration.
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Ang ari ko ay malaki.
My dick is big.
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in Australia, slang for an RSL - Returned Soldiers League. similar to a sports or social club where you can get reasonably priced meals, drinks and entertainment. often full of
let's go down the Ari for a meal and play some pool.
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It is the short form of Aryan in Kurdish.It is also the word that the Aryan word itself came from.
Ar-Ari-Aria-Arian=
White/noble/good natured race-belonging to this race-the place/land of thesse people-the singular/plural of this race.
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(Accidentail Run In)situation where you run into someone who you would rather pull your hair out then speak to. Commonly happens when you are hungover, smelly, or simply not in the mood to see
Dale: Oh man, just had 3 ARI's in the liquor store. I couldnt even remember one of the chick's names.
Heather: I hate it when that happens! Ari's blow.
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