Ariel Wittenberg

What is Ariel Wittenberg?

The absolute perfect girl. Smart, beautiful, quirky and yet so refined.

Dang, if only she was like Ariel Wittenberg. Snap!

Two Ball Throat Lotion

1. Sperm, jizz, cum, gak, man mustard. "If the hoe plays her cards right I may give her a shot of two ball throat lotion." See ..

Dog Shit

1. What I'll vote for if it runs against Bush in 2004 2. 1) Something that is worthless and of inferior quality. 2) Fecal excrement..

1. doing the damn thing. Three cartwheels, (dt)²! See doing, the, damn, thing, expectation..

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