What is Aris?
1.
the best looking guy in the whole world
man i wish i could have the chance the fuck aris
2.
1) to be licked, touched, or stared at by a ginger
2) Hugh Jardon
3) a naughty owl
1) man, i was totally Aris'd at last night by tor
2) I LOVE ARIS... and mr wright
3) im not an aris....
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3.
noun. The bottom (english) or fanny (American). Not a contaction of Arse but rather a double rhyming slang: Aristotle - bottle; bottle and glass - ass.
On seeing a well built lady the gentleman commented "Nice Aris!"
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4.
Abbreviated rhyming-slang for 'Arse' ('Ass'), spoken by nauseating, self-important, east-London Cockney tossers.
Aris = Aristotle
Aristotle = Bottle
Bottle & Glass = Arse
nb: The words "Glass" and "Arse" ryhme when spoken in an annoying Cockney accent.
"Cor blimey guvnor, i fell right down the ol' apples & pears and landed on me aris, chim chimmeny!
5.
princess; queen like in beauty and stature; one who is wise beyond their years (variant of the word
Aris looked simply stunning today in her red outfit; I should have known that he would suspect something, being the aris that he is.
6.
Abbreviated informal British slang, widely used in the South East (extending beyond London) meaning 'bum/ arse/behind' etc.
The word is often said as 'harris' by people who have only heard it spoken and have no idea where it comes from.
Get off your fat Aris and do some work!
Ye gawds my Aris hurts.