What is Arisa?
1.
A•ri•sa
-noun/f
1. Mother Asia; a single human being possessing the power and might of all of Asia. If you harm her in any way, Japan will be hit by a massive tsunami, engulfing Godzilla, Hello Kitty and Jackie Chan in a watery hell. She also smells suspiciously like wasabi and is insanely skilled at Dance Dance Revolution, but i think that has something to do with her being Asian.
2. Someone who thinks that they're the reincarnation of Chuck Norris
1. Guy: Arisa's super fly, i wish all girls were like her *swoons*
Girl *obviously jealous*: WHAT? *kicks Arisa in left testicle*
Arisa: *swears in Japanese* AHDASLKDEWJHLKFJQ:L
Guy: BITCH YOU JUST KILLED JACKIE CHAN! YOU MURDERED MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS *pimp slaps girl* NOW I'LL NEVER GET TO TOUCH HIS BULGING BICEPS *runs and sobs in corner*
Girl: *dazed* what the fuck just happened...
Arisa: konichiwa?
2. Arisa: BITCH, I'LL ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU BACK TO SASKATCHEWAN!
Me: Arisa... you're not Chuck Norris, live with it *walks away shaking head in disapproval*
Arisa: MWAHAHAHAHA *takes off Asian mask, exposing the face of Chuck Norris* fooooolish mortal *evil smile crosses Chuck's chiseled jaw* Phase one is complete.
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