What is Aristedes?
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A St. Christopher's Student with a heart of gold. He is one of THE MOST UNDERSTANDING GUYS on earth. Although some believe him to be stalking his first true love, Sarah*, He isn't and she STILL LOVES HIM TOO! However Aristedes, or as most know him Ari is currently single while Sarah gets her life in order so she can get into a good college.
*indicates name change for personal safety
Sarah: Ari I Love You but I got to get into college
Ari: No problem I totally understand, you just tell me when you have your life in order. *winks*
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When a chick is giving a man head and the man farts in her face while holding her head in place to make sure that she smells the putrid ..
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a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters
old man bitner is a pussy..
