What is Aristedes?
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A St. Christopher's Student with a heart of gold. He is one of THE MOST UNDERSTANDING GUYS on earth. Although some believe him to be stalking his first true love, Sarah*, He isn't and she STILL LOVES HIM TOO! However Aristedes, or as most know him Ari is currently single while Sarah gets her life in order so she can get into a good college.
*indicates name change for personal safety
Sarah: Ari I Love You but I got to get into college
Ari: No problem I totally understand, you just tell me when you have your life in order. *winks*
Random Words:
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Kirby Dance, of course >.>
Usually used in MMORPGs as a sign of happyness or exclamation.
w00t, I just got a +50 super rare arro..
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Expensive chrome rims so ugly they look like cheap hubcaps you would find at K Mart.
That cars riding on K Mart Specials
See rims, chr..
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See Woman.
See Cock pocket.
My girlfriend? No. My cock pouch.
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The scrotum or nutsack
I tore my cock pouch climbing over the pick..