Aristedes

What is Aristedes?


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A St. Christopher's Student with a heart of gold. He is one of THE MOST UNDERSTANDING GUYS on earth. Although some believe him to be stalking his first true love, Sarah*, He isn't and she STILL LOVES HIM TOO! However Aristedes, or as most know him Ari is currently single while Sarah gets her life in order so she can get into a good college.

*indicates name change for personal safety

Sarah: Ari I Love You but I got to get into college

Ari: No problem I totally understand, you just tell me when you have your life in order. *winks*


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