Aristocraps

What is Aristocraps?

The cantankerous bowel movements associated with the morning after one drinks expensive or high quality alchoholic beverages in excess.

Leonard- " Dude, this morning my aristocraps were so putrid that I had to take off my shirt and use it as a fan while on the shit-pot."

Jesus-" Rough times."

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