Aristocraps

What is Aristocraps?

The cantankerous bowel movements associated with the morning after one drinks expensive or high quality alchoholic beverages in excess.

Leonard- " Dude, this morning my aristocraps were so putrid that I had to take off my shirt and use it as a fan while on the shit-pot."

Jesus-" Rough times."

See beer shits, wood, butts

Annul

1. Something Britney Spears has done to her marriage with friend Jason Allen Alexander in Las Vegas. dude, Jason's gonna have a life-..

Retordent

1. Retordent, adj. 1. A Captain Haddockesque insult. Such as, Odd-toed ungulate! Or, Two-timing Tartar Twisters! Did he just call me a j..

Cemon Demon

1. a person who loves to suck the cum off of my magic stick man that girls is a cum guzzlin cemon demon See brook..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Aristocraps Edit Meaning