Arithmetard

What is Arithmetard?

One who is a complete retard when it comes to even the simplest math. Especially applicable when that person should know math for their job.

I am such an arithmetard! I'm a tenured professor of theoretical physics, but can I calculate a simple tip? NO!

See math, retard, shameful

A person who is incapable of even the most basic math. (also: arithmetarded)

Chad: How much do we leave for a tip?

Jeff: HUH?

Kirk: Don't ask him, he's an arithmetard.

See math, mathtard

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