Arland

What is Arland?


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clever and witty ..always ready with a cutting comeback ~ an asshole if you deserve it, but not to the point of truly hurting someone ~ perceptive and brilliant ...tending to have these deep complex thoughts and theories ~ fearless and always up for a challenge or some sort of adventure ..making him even sexier <3

draws some sweet spaceships

loses miserably at highlighter/pen fights

pretty much everything i look for in a guy ;)

"i don't mind losing, i just can't stand getting beat"

-Arland

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