Arlo

What is Arlo?


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A unicorn loving man that resembles an oompa loompa. He likes to jerk off his co-workers in the chillers at the airport. His idol is Neil Patrick Harris and he has rainbow stickers on his "manly" ford trucks.

I'm at the airport right now, I could really go for a hand job... lets call Arlo.

See air conditioning, hand job, airport


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