What is Arlo?
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A unicorn loving man that resembles an oompa loompa. He likes to jerk off his co-workers in the chillers at the airport. His idol is Neil Patrick Harris and he has rainbow stickers on his "manly" ford trucks.
I'm at the airport right now, I could really go for a hand job... lets call Arlo.
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An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.
I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop becaus..
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1. the act of sending a text while taking a crap.
2. sending a complete line of bullshit as text.
Did you see what she just messaged m..
