Armadildo

What is Armadildo?


1.

A dildo with all of the traits of an armadillo. It has an outer layer made of bone and a long pointy head with teeth. It is nocturnal and moves very fast. They can not operate in cold climates.

On a hot southern night, when the sun goes down, you can hear the Whipperwills and the hum of armadildos in the air.

See dildo, masturbation, southern, armadillo

2.

a dildo that is giant, it straps to your arm and is more brutal than fisting a chick.

That chick just took the great american challange, a baseball bat, a boling pin and a football.. sideways, now lets see if your mom can take the armadildo.

See dildo, skank, vagina, whore, strap-on, arm, queef, mecrab

3.

A lesbian extremist who finds compensation in the destruction of men's naughty bits.

Dude, that armadildo found compensation in the destruction of my naughty bits!

See lesbian, communism, bush, pineapple, niggerfaggot, bunny, walker


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