Armageddon Flu

What is Armageddon Flu?


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A mix between the current outbreaks of Bird (Avian) Flu and Swine Flu, if you are unlucky enough to catch both, it is known (conveniently) as Armageddon Flu, because if you catch it (scientifically proven you CAN catch both at once) you will die. No chance about it. Death is guaranteed.

Catch Armageddon flu and find out.

Beware. You won't live long, but hey, if you live long enough, you could be a scientific guinea pig and earn a lot of cash for your family.

See swine flu, bird flu, death, influenza


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