Armchair Pornstar

What is Armchair Pornstar?

1.

Any person who criticizes porn scenes and makes claims that they would have been able to do better.

I was having tea the other night with Chester while we were watching the flick My Mom blows like the wind. When the mother started blowing the daughter's boyfriend, Chester said "that dude is a bitch, he can't even get a hardon". He is such an armchair pornstar.

See porno, sex, fucking, blowjobs, cunt, bitches, fellatio, cum
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