Armchair Pornstar

What is Armchair Pornstar?

1.

Any person who criticizes porn scenes and makes claims that they would have been able to do better.

I was having tea the other night with Chester while we were watching the flick My Mom blows like the wind. When the mother started blowing the daughter's boyfriend, Chester said "that dude is a bitch, he can't even get a hardon". He is such an armchair pornstar.

See porno, sex, fucking, blowjobs, cunt, bitches, fellatio, cum
91

Random Words:

Totlnize
1. To make something better than before; to improve. you're pretty ugly, you might wanna get plastic surgery to totlnize YOUR FACE! ..
Read more
7175
1. tits in l337 speak You have no tits! You like to drink tits for fun 2. 'Tis the word "tits" in ;337 speek... :P Does..
Read more
Noonles
1. Noonles: It's a funny word, that word show how happy you are. And you can use this word when you are happy and crazy about somethi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free