What is Armed Guard?
1.
An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.
That armed guard broke my nose on the field.
See
Random Words:
1.
A singer who was tampled to death at a recent Paul Simon concert. Later, Weird Al wrote a parody of the tragedy.
I've got neil di..
1.
Thought to be inspired by an ancient Celtic folktale where the protagonist was given a bottle of courage, which inconviently ran out at ..