What is Armed Guard?
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An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.
That armed guard broke my nose on the field.
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culinary mishap involving a massive fumble of freshly prepared food.
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What it looks like at Wal-Mart in rural America.
Damn bro! I'm not going to Wal-Mart, it looks like a Klan convention in there...
