What is Armed Guard?
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An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.
That armed guard broke my nose on the field.
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lick my Balls in Spanish
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Knuckledusters
Brian: 'E was messing' abaht wiv me bird so I put on me five-finger love ring and gave 'im one on the kis..
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An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.
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