What is Armed Guard?
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An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.
That armed guard broke my nose on the field.
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The act of gently sliding your man meat into your unconscious partners bum hole at the stroke of midnight (12:00 a.m).
Chuck Norris gav..