What is Armenian Massage?
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When you go to get a massage and receive the unfortunate news that your masseuse is Armenian. Shortly after, a very large and domineering woman, usually named Hilda or Helga, walks in and places her greasy hands on the top of your back. She proceeds to massage you, but you cannot help but feel a third thing massaging you, so you look to only see her big floppy cock out, and it is actually massaging your ass. To not be viewed as homosexual, you tell her to get the fuck off and she proceeds to beat your ass and for the next two years your friends give you shit for getting your ass kicked by a girl.
Person #1: Man I heard you got an armenian massage.
Person #2: Yeah it fucking ruined my life.
Pape: Haha jerk. That sucks for you. Man my Porsche-a is so much better than your car.
Person #2: Hey Pape go suck a dick. And by the way, its Porsche and yours is broken.
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