What is Armenian Pee?
1.
Liquid found in many cheap fuels, such as automobile gases and
various mexican foods and candies. May contain bird flu, AIDS, the Black Plaque, SARS. Oh, and definitely much hair.
The car was running so well until we took to one of those second-hand gas stations in the middle of the Soviet Union, so we assumed that it was more than 70% Armenian Pee.
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