Armond White

What is Armond White?


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Annoying hack of a film critic that gives bad reviews to good films and good reviews to bad films, with the reviews being pretentious and nonsensical. On Rotten Tomatoes, he has only agreed with the Tomatometer 51% of the time! Everyone knows, however, that he only does this for attention since his reviews are always the most discussed.

Here's a list of films he hates:

Up (97%)

The Dark Knight (94%)

The Hangover (78%)

Star Trek (95%)

Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)

WALL-E (96%)

The Wrestler (98%)

Benjamin Button (73%)

Gran Torino (80%)

Slumdog Millionaire (94%)

Burn After Reading (78%)

Hellboy 2 (88%)

Iron Man (93%)

Compared to movies he "likes":

Transformers 2 (20%)

Land of the Lost (28%)

Dance Flick (27%)

Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)

Bedtime Stories (23%)

Transporter 3 (38%)

What Happens in Vegas (27%)

Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")

So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.

Isn't it weird that he's a black man who's last name is White and he likes bad movies and hates good movies?

Armond White is just an idiot.

See moron, idiot, pretentious, dumbass


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