Armonk Edit Meaning

1.

a wealthy town full of jews, italians and albanians - but everyone thinks they are black. Full of dirty money, hot moms, european cars, nugget, teachers that bang students, fake tits, coke, and a lot of pills.

Yo the cops busted a middle school party tonight in Armonk, there was 3 ounces of coke there.

See filthy, mafia, jews, milf

2.

A small hamlet located in northern Westchester County. It immediately adjoins Greenwich, Connecticut but lacks Greenwich's extreme wealth and mansions. The school district is highly rated and routinely produces several Intel Science Competition finalists annually. Armonk is home to the corporate headquarters of IBM, MBIA, and several other large companies. Armonk has the problems common to all wealthy suburban communities including: drugs, rude drivers in large SUVs, sex, and alchohol.

My closest Armonk friend drives a brand-new Mercedes-Benz to school, and I take the school bus. We are going to be roommates at Harvard in the Fall.

See armonk, harvard, greenwich, westchester, drugs, intel

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a really odd town in westchester, new york. it used to be semi-normal. the racial makeup is literally 70% jewish, 25% italian/albanian, and 5% other. if you're christian, then you already don't completely fit in. the girls are generally pretty jappy, think they're special, and are used to getting their own way, and the guys think they're ghetto because they listen to 50 cent. many people are fake. a lot of people are also pretty pathetic when you get down to it, and anything outside their own personal bubble is intense. for example, the girls think blink-182 and afi are hard rock, they're terrified of metallica, and anything harder than that would make them cry to their mommies. if you told the boys that the same bands were cool, they would all listen to them and pretend to like them, and eventually the girls would pretend to like the same bands that originally scared them. nobody seems to be themselves, and if they actually are, then the town is full of nightmares. the majority also spend a ton of money on appearances (abercrombie is armonk's version of hollister, and everybody wears too much makeup), yet nobody is really that good looking.

that armonk girl is wearing seven jeans, an abercrombie shirt, coach shoes, and a juicy couture jacket. wow.

that armonk guy went to the galleria. he could have been shot. he's so tough.

armonk girl: "omg look at her!(points to random girl wearing hollister, american eagle, and pac sun) she's so emo!!!"

See armonk, jappy, weird, losers, posers

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a very fake place. many people are very superficial, and rather snobby. people have wealth, but little class for the most part. almost everyone is either jewish, italian, or albanian. even the kids are horribly snobby and cliquey. many people who live there hate it there. kids whose parents make 6-figure salaries pretend to be ghetto and do drugs. and you are oh-so-emo/gothic if you don't shop at the westchester/ abercrombie, because come on, that's what clothing is supposed to be (sarcasm).

armonk is kinda scary.....nobody really likes it there.

See armonk, weird, annoying, crazy

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a town where many people who are seemingly dissatisfied with their lives complain about the miseries of surburbia over the internet (e.g. urban dictionary). even though many citizens of this 6,000 population town (or hamlet, to be precise)are not jewish, italian, albanian, extremely wealthy, live in huge houses, and have been doing pot and drinking vodka since the seventh grade, it is assumed that everybody is and does. something which people also fail to realize is that even though armonk is a legend in itself, it's really not that different from towns in the surrounding area, such as scarsdale, chappaqua, and maybe even rye. otherwise, armonk has an exceptional soccer team, so go bobcats!

jenny is a fifteen-year-old girl from armonk. she lives in a mc. mansion, parties a bit, and doesn't really care that much about school work.

zack is a sixteen-year-old boy from armonk. he plays soccer religiously and has a lot of friends, but he doesn't live in a huge house or have a mom who's had "work done."

See small, confused, a-town, new york

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A town full located in Westchester County, New York. It is generally full of people who own a bunch of useless items, and drive around in expensive over-sized cars they don't know how to drive. The kids are usually in their own cliques, most of them being Jewish or Italian, wearing clothes that are way over prized ( such as Juicy.) I mean, you could by the same sweat pants are Target but they dont have a cute little "J" printed on them. The kids there usually go to some decent college, spend all of mommy and daddy's money, and never succeed in living a normal fun life because they are all rich and snobby. The mom's are stupid, the dad's are bald and make over six figures, and the pets are small and yippy.

"Oh yeah, look at that girl. She has a J on her pants. She is getting in a huge expensive car, that she wrecked but daddy got fixed. She MUST be from that small, clueless town Armonk."

See rich, snobby, jew, italian, stupid

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a town located in westchester, ny. it is a bedroom community to nyc, and that's all it really is. there is nothing to do there, the people are not very friendly, the environment is extremely cliquey, and a large percentage of the people are wannabes. getting high in random parts of town is a popular activity for armonk teens (behind the dumpster is an example). drinking in the woods behind your parent's mc.mansion when they are away on business is a leisure activity as well. people are either "old timers" (typical small-town ny people who don't believe in evolution and enjoy nascar races and country music) or they're fairly new, meaning they've been here 6 years or less, live in a home that is so blown up out of proportion it is insanely gaudy, and are more often than not stuck up. you love it or you hate it.

back in the day, armonk was a town nobody had ever heard of before, and its population consisted of avid church-goers who did wholesome activities such as town fairs and farming. in this day and age, 99% of the world's population has not heard of this place and probably has no desire to, but it is built up on dirty money, greed, agression, and the overall feel of the town roughly translates to the song beast and the harlot

excerpts from the song:

"this shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocence...there's more than meets the eye round here to the waters of the deep...a city of evil...

See armonk, wow, sad, filthy, slutty