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Screwing somebody in the eye so hard that their brain turns to mush.
Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned..
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Meaning they didn't put a condom on.
*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!
See condom, ma..
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1. the sexual desires pertaining to vegetables
2. wanting to fornicate with produce
Jeremy is such a vegophiliac; I caught him in the ..