Armstrong Edit Meaning

1.

(Verb) To insert both the penis and entire sack of testicles into a vagina and/or anus. The act of "armstronging" usually requires using both hands to help stretch the vagina and/or anus hole to allow for total insertion.

"Dude, that chick's pussy is so loose, I practically armstronged her without using my hands."

See rusty trombone, dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer, alaskan pipeline, donkey punch

2.

To flip a girl over and have sex with her. This is done when the female in question has an attractive body, but a fugly face.

Man, that booty's kickin, but she's got such a bad grill I think I'd have to Armstrong her!

See armstrong, fugly, grill, lance, flip

3.

The weed and cheese capital of British Columbia, Canada.

Yo dude, I'm going to Armstrong for some weed and cheese.

See marijuana, cheese, armstrong, bc, british, columbia, pot, weed, ganja

4.

To win seven times in a row by cheating without getting caught.

Man, this guy keeps Armstronging these races!

See armstrong, lance, donkey, punch, mike, derd