What is Army Cadet?
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Miniature chavs who run round thinking they're all hard just because they have combat uniform and get to shoot rifles (legally this time) when all they do is roll around in the mud
Also known as pongos
In constant battle with sea cadets, air cadets and marine cadets
"Remember that pongo on greens camp?"
"Oh that army cadet! What a loser"
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involuntarily passing runny faeces whilst breaking wind, often the precursor to a ringburner.
"That's the last time i wash yo..
