Army Shuffle

What is Army Shuffle?

the feeling you get when you need to evacuate your bowels while running, causing you to squeeze your cheeks together as you keep going

I should have taken a dump before PT this morning because after the first mile, I was doing the Army shuffle.

See crap, run, poo, pt, pee

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