Army Shuffle

What is Army Shuffle?


1.

the feeling you get when you need to evacuate your bowels while running, causing you to squeeze your cheeks together as you keep going

I should have taken a dump before PT this morning because after the first mile, I was doing the Army shuffle.

See crap, run, poo, pt, pee


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